Yeay...I am back baby!!! Special shoutout to my slut Duckie who just finished its thesis today....Weeehooo.
[Announcement: To protect the anonimity of Duckie, the pronoun "it" will be used in the entire blog when I am referring to it. Just know that it is a slut...aint that right Duckie?]
Today was a semi great day, aside from the rude awakening by Duckie at 9 bloody o'clock in the morning asking me to wake up cos it forgot its thesis at home so I had to NOT brush my teeth and NOT shower and my skin is all flaking and had a moment of doubt whether or not I am actually blind cos I CAN'T BLOODY FIND MY SHOES and NOT run for the bus like a stupid maniac. And ladies and gentlemen, that's why I love my slut Duckie. I just started uni for the second semester (and hopefully the last) and had my first ever assignment today!! yipdiddledoo!!! F***ing lame! And it was only worth like 1% of the entire course.....Just Lame! I bet I wouldn't even get that 1% - perhaps say 0.02%, yeah that's more like it. So my friends and I were really dumbfounded to learn that we had an assignment due later on the day and it was just the first day of uni. Some of our conversations went pretty much like this:
Friend: Ezie, how do you do this?!?!
Ezie: I have no idea. I'm sooooo not ready for this shit.
Friend: What are we gonna do?!?!
Ezie: (whilst pretending to sound intelligent) I think we need to do the force diagram, but don't ask me how...it was just an idea.
*************hours of thinking (read: daydreaming)**************
Ezie: I'm gonna ask the lecturer. (YEs Ezie, why didn't you think of that earlier huh?)
*************lecturer walks towards the table and Ezie is trying to compose intelligent words in his head to prove that he is just not that stupid*********************
Lecturer: Owh, this problem needs to be tackled in such manner...blah blah...tensile and compressive forces...blah blah...eliminate tension....blah blah...if you don't know this by now, I suggest you kill yourself now, or I can do it for you....blah blah.....Stop nodding and saying yeah all the time when your eyes are closed...Damnit boy, wake up!!!.....Shit, you're drooling, IEEWW....
So that was it. I managed to finish the assignment in time, attempting to replicate any intelligent thing that the lecturer said and be gone for the ever-longed, eternal beauty sleep only to realise that it is RAINING like there's no tomorrow (oh no, I do hope there's a tomorrow! I still haven't got that leather jacket yet...). So yeah, rain makes the feet go wet and stinky and me no likey stinky and wet feet...
Lunch time was great though. Had lunch with Amy and hanged with Pip and Anita. Such good times. Let me share some funny stories from my hanging with Amy and Pip kay.
Amy's story:
Once upon a time, there was a friend of a friend of hers who went to a party and got really trashed. Sounds familiar? Well, yeah except that this friend was underaged and he got circumcised because of it. HA!! See, I told you that it's interesting...Anyways, yeah so this dude went to a muddy bush cos he really was in desperate need to pee. But at the same time that he was about to pee with his little man dangling and waiting to shoot on one poor tree, he projectile vomitted. To make the story short, he knocked his face on the tree, blood was gushing out of his nose and fell on the mud, with his pants down his knees and his little dangling man still exposed. As if that wasn't proof enough that he was the most unlucky person in the world, doctors had to cut off his foreskin because the mud/dirt was infecting his penis. Moral of the story: Don't drink and pee!
Pip's story:
Ezie: You wanna hang outside so you can smoke?
Pip: I quit smoking..
Ezie: HUh?!?! Since when?!?!?
Pip: This morning.
********Anita came and started smoking********
Pip took a cigarette out of her bag and flamed herself away!!! You go quitter-less!!!
In the next post, let's revisit the stuff that I wrote when I was in Greece/London/Paris but didn't get to quite finish them.
[Announcement: To protect the anonimity of Duckie, the pronoun "it" will be used in the entire blog when I am referring to it. Just know that it is a slut...aint that right Duckie?]
Today was a semi great day, aside from the rude awakening by Duckie at 9 bloody o'clock in the morning asking me to wake up cos it forgot its thesis at home so I had to NOT brush my teeth and NOT shower and my skin is all flaking and had a moment of doubt whether or not I am actually blind cos I CAN'T BLOODY FIND MY SHOES and NOT run for the bus like a stupid maniac. And ladies and gentlemen, that's why I love my slut Duckie. I just started uni for the second semester (and hopefully the last) and had my first ever assignment today!! yipdiddledoo!!! F***ing lame! And it was only worth like 1% of the entire course.....Just Lame! I bet I wouldn't even get that 1% - perhaps say 0.02%, yeah that's more like it. So my friends and I were really dumbfounded to learn that we had an assignment due later on the day and it was just the first day of uni. Some of our conversations went pretty much like this:
Friend: Ezie, how do you do this?!?!
Ezie: I have no idea. I'm sooooo not ready for this shit.
Friend: What are we gonna do?!?!
Ezie: (whilst pretending to sound intelligent) I think we need to do the force diagram, but don't ask me how...it was just an idea.
*************hours of thinking (read: daydreaming)**************
Ezie: I'm gonna ask the lecturer. (YEs Ezie, why didn't you think of that earlier huh?)
*************lecturer walks towards the table and Ezie is trying to compose intelligent words in his head to prove that he is just not that stupid*********************
Lecturer: Owh, this problem needs to be tackled in such manner...blah blah...tensile and compressive forces...blah blah...eliminate tension....blah blah...if you don't know this by now, I suggest you kill yourself now, or I can do it for you....blah blah.....Stop nodding and saying yeah all the time when your eyes are closed...Damnit boy, wake up!!!.....Shit, you're drooling, IEEWW....
So that was it. I managed to finish the assignment in time, attempting to replicate any intelligent thing that the lecturer said and be gone for the ever-longed, eternal beauty sleep only to realise that it is RAINING like there's no tomorrow (oh no, I do hope there's a tomorrow! I still haven't got that leather jacket yet...). So yeah, rain makes the feet go wet and stinky and me no likey stinky and wet feet...
Lunch time was great though. Had lunch with Amy and hanged with Pip and Anita. Such good times. Let me share some funny stories from my hanging with Amy and Pip kay.
Amy's story:
Once upon a time, there was a friend of a friend of hers who went to a party and got really trashed. Sounds familiar? Well, yeah except that this friend was underaged and he got circumcised because of it. HA!! See, I told you that it's interesting...Anyways, yeah so this dude went to a muddy bush cos he really was in desperate need to pee. But at the same time that he was about to pee with his little man dangling and waiting to shoot on one poor tree, he projectile vomitted. To make the story short, he knocked his face on the tree, blood was gushing out of his nose and fell on the mud, with his pants down his knees and his little dangling man still exposed. As if that wasn't proof enough that he was the most unlucky person in the world, doctors had to cut off his foreskin because the mud/dirt was infecting his penis. Moral of the story: Don't drink and pee!
Pip's story:
Ezie: You wanna hang outside so you can smoke?
Pip: I quit smoking..
Ezie: HUh?!?! Since when?!?!?
Pip: This morning.
********Anita came and started smoking********
Pip took a cigarette out of her bag and flamed herself away!!! You go quitter-less!!!
In the next post, let's revisit the stuff that I wrote when I was in Greece/London/Paris but didn't get to quite finish them.
