This post is dedicated to the people who read this blog. And by people, I meant 1 or 2 of my friends.
Thank you heaps for your comments and keep them coming. Haha. I almost accidentally wrote coming with a ‘u’ instead of the ‘o’ and an extra ‘m’. Just goes to show how focused I am at work. And that homosapiens are a bunch of sexual beings.
[Sorry, everything just kinda gets too creepy now]
Anyways, I want the world to know that I appreciate you guys who have spared a little of your time watching Oprah (or Tyra) to leave a comment or two (you know, since I only have 2 readers) on my meaningless and funny-less rants. I appreciate it more if you leave money instead of just words the next time you do. It’ll make me a little bit richer and well, you a little bit poorer. But since I’m poorer than you, the whole thing kinda falls into a well adjusted equilibrium. Everyone wins. Most importantly, I will not have to resort to selling my body to that fat dude who has been checking me out everytime I pass him. Turns out he is homeless and I am insecure. I mean, where is justice in this world? And by justice I meant money.
So here’s my plea – while it is awesome and touching to learn that there are actually breathing, conscious and non-retarded people reading about how awesome (pathetic) my life is, I am left without any choice or dignity for that matter, but to ask you to donate some money so that I can continue living like a diva who feeds her cat smoked salmon rissotto prepared by the head chef from a 5-star hotel.
No really. I don’t have a cat with me now and I only eat salmon once every year. So the diva here is clearly you and your bitchy attitude - refusing to donate. I, on the other hand, am just a poor soul (literally) who lives in what used to be a brothel.
So, send me a message if you have some spare cash to donate, okay? We’ll talk about logistics when I am sure you are not some kind of ill minded whacko whose personal hobby is to eat up other people’s brains.
Thank you.
p/s: I have a feeling the brothel will resume operation soon, with or without your donation.
3 comments:
oh dear,you really mean it? how can i help?
kidding babe...(not really);P
i still have money but i need more. sure, i'm greedy. sure, i didn't think about the poor african children who don't have anything to eat. but it really doesn't alter the fact that money is everything nowadays and that sucks big time.
thanks for the concern though. and keep on reading.
p/s: i read your blog too, but when it comes to ronny the football player, my eyes somehow bleed and turn blind.
hahahahhahahhahahahahhahaha!!!!!!...thanks for reading and yes,you shud turn blind when it comes to my Ronny,coz it is meant to be only for me...hahahahha...
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