My Last Words

Hi peeps (I don’t really know what peeps mean, but I just like the word and I hear it all the time so I’m just using it. Stop judging me).

Anyhoo, so sorry for being such a lame-a** blogger. When I started this blog, I promised myself to regularly update it with exciting words and oh-so-cool pictures so that my family and friends can get at least a glimpse of how I am doing here. Unbeknownst to me that “I” is such a lazy bastard. I mean, I know that I’m lazy -- what with getting up at 2 p.m. and staring blankly at the ceiling for 5 minutes and then deciding that getting up to eat is simply a worthless thing to do and I’ll be damned if I ever get up at all because this bed is surprisingly too comfortable especially in a cold weather like today – but it never occurred to me that I am THAT lazy.

To be honest, I had a really, really bad day when I got back from Athens and that’s when I decided that my blog doesn’t interest me anymore. It’s more like marriage, really. But since I’m not married, I only made this assumption based purely on observations. I took heaps of beautiful pictures (because I’m so beautiful) but it is in my (maybe your) best interest that I don’t post them here. The reasons for this are:

1.I am lazy (I’m soo lazy that I don’t feel like finishing this sentence. Yes, I am THAT lazy).
2.The Internet connection at my workplace sucks big time.
3.I don’t have anything funny to talk about (in general – doesn’t have anything to do with posting pictures).

But don’t distress. I will continue writing and blogging till death do us part (see, it’s all about making a commitment here – just like marriage). However, I will not write for a while because I’m currently venturing into another project. If you have read one of my previous posts about my New Year resolutions, you’d find that one of my resolutions (or more like the things that I want to do but will never accomplish due to laziness, poverty and lack of intelligence) is to start sketching fashion designs. Also, if you did read my posts, you:

1.are my friends
2.have no life that you start reading my equally life-less (read: lame) blog
3.are just plain insane/retarded/whacky-o

Because I’m such a dumb ass when it comes to computer, or technology in general (till this day I still can’t figure out how to post my pictures exactly where I want them to be. Blogger does everything for me and due to my stupidity and laziness, I don’t care how Blogger does it, even though I don’t want my pictures to be in the order that Blogger chooses. I hereby named Blogger BtB which stands for Blogger the Bitch), I don’t know how to sketch on the computer. I don’t even now how to use Paint. The last time I used Paint was when I was 12 making tree pictures for my computer class.

I then decided it’s best to just buy a sketch book and start sketching and writing anything I want on that book. This is a wonderful idea and coming from me who is not as bright as I want to be, that is really the biggest compliment I can give to myself.

So, in conclusion (I’m surprised that I have made it this far – even writing this post alone), I will retire temporarily from the blogging industry and concentrate on another, more exciting business - sketching. In the mean time, I will write/scribble/jot down some notes about interesting things that have happened while I’m here, including the trip to Athens so that I will always have something to write about later. In fact, I have been doing this all these while – making notes in my mobile, jotting down gibberish on my diary, even writing short sentences in the word document for my potential blog posts.

I do this for the best. I hate making promises that I won’t be able to keep due to my own laziness, poverty and lack of intelligence (last post I said “I promise”). And since there’s no one reading this blog besides me anyway, I’ll finish this post without apologizing.

I’m lazy and funny. One of them is completely true and the other is half true, depending on your IQ. I’m just rambling so peeps, I’m signing off now.

Kind regards